BUY HIGH JEW & OTHER ORIGINAL WORKS
A CONTROVERSIAL COLLECTION OF POEMS BY MAX KAPLAN
High Jew
IN THE PRESS
Sick, depraved, and dangerous Islamist Max Kaplan must be downright disturbed to write this anti-semitic propaganda.
I wouldn't buy this for toilet paper let alone poetry.
HOWARD KOHR,
CEO of AIPAC
You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?! You exist in the context of all in which you live and came before you.
KAMALA HARRIS,
FUTURE PRESIDENT
I hate everything about this but I love you my baby!
KAREN KAPLAN,
MY MOM
The Guy Who Owns This Website
An aficionado of verse and vapor, I navigate life with a poetic pen and a penchant for puffing. Here to spark controversy and laughs—because life's too short not to enjoy a good bong rip and a bad pun.
Max Kaplan
Accolades? Sure, I've got a few:
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Proud recipient of the Finley Middle School Tolerance Award
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Five-time Kosher Sleep Away Camp Camper of the Week
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Zero-time Pulitzer Prize winner (coming soon)
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NYU Fraternity Man of the Year (low bar)
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Youngest NYC mayoral candidate in history (fuck Eric Adams)
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Rec League Softball Sportsmanship Award
When I'm not collecting awards or running for office, you can find me sparking up creativity and a little herbal enlightenment.
Mazel tov!