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A CONTROVERSIAL COLLECTION OF POEMS BY MAX KAPLAN 

High Jew 

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IN THE PRESS

Sick, depraved, and dangerous Islamist Max Kaplan must be downright disturbed to write this anti-semitic propaganda.
I wouldn't buy this for toilet paper let alone poetry. 

HOWARD KOHR

CEO of AIPAC 

You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?! You exist in the context of all in which you live and came before you. 

KAMALA HARRIS,

FUTURE PRESIDENT 

I hate everything about this but I  love you my baby!

KAREN KAPLAN,
MY MOM 

In The Press

The Guy Who Owns This Website

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An aficionado of verse and vapor, I navigate life with a poetic pen and a penchant for puffing. Here to spark controversy and laughs—because life's too short not to enjoy a good bong rip and a bad pun.

Max Kaplan

Accolades? Sure, I've got a few:
  • Proud recipient of the Finley Middle School Tolerance Award

  • Five-time Kosher Sleep Away Camp Camper of the Week 

  • Zero-time Pulitzer Prize winner (coming soon)

  • NYU Fraternity Man of the Year (low bar)

  • Youngest NYC mayoral candidate in history (fuck Eric Adams)

  • Rec League Softball Sportsmanship Award 


When I'm not collecting awards or running for office, you can find me sparking up creativity and a little herbal enlightenment.
Mazel tov!

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